You will not believe how many times I went to the store today. I think my entire family is setting me up for some elaborate practical joke. I came home and my dad hollered in from wherever he was and said, “Did you get the chips?” I said, “No.”, Then I went back out. I came back with his favorite potato chips and my mom saw me in the driveway and asked if I’d gotten dad’s barbecue chips. I said yes and she told me to go ahead and get them lit so they could warm up. Apparently I was supposed to get mesquite chips for the grill, after one more trip and having my brother ask if I’d gotten the chips for his poker game I started calling around for same day loans so I be prepared if they want anything other than the chipped ice, chocolate chips, or the chipmunk food that I got this time.